Martha Stewart does not live here.

I'd rather be watching The Golden Girls.

Create a bucket list using at least 25 items. Be both realistic and idealistic.

(In no particular order!)

— Live at the beach

— Meet the Dalai Lama

— Live in a tree house

— Dive in a shark cage with Great Whites

— Live in Sweden for an extended period of time

— Buy a Porsche

— Find a four leaf clover

— Find true love

— Sky dive/base jump

— Be a judge on Iron Chef

— Win a Nobel Peace Prize

— Learn to speak an Asian language

— Go treasure hunting

— Watch the Golden Girls every day

— Own my own pet

— Set foot on Antarctica

— Save someone’s life

— Play in Carnegie Hall

— Obtain a PhD

— Perform a seance

— Learn to make perfume the old-fashioned way

— Have a painting or photograph shown in a gallery

— Explore the pyramids of Egypt

— Eat in the finest restaurants of the world

— Ride on an airplane