Martha Stewart does not live here.

I'd rather be watching The Golden Girls.

If you could create a national holiday, what would it be an why that one?

I would create a national holiday on my birthday, of course.  Not only would it be excellent for my ego, the nature of my spiritualism calls for it.  As an atheistic Satanist, one’s birthday is the premier and most significant holiday of the year.  Halloween, despite common assumptions, holds very little actual value to most Satanists.  Unless they want it to, that is.  But first and foremost, as you are your own self-actualized deity, one’s day of birth is THE day to celebrate.  And, hey, a national holiday with my namesake plastered on it wouldn’t make me feel bad at all!