Martha Stewart does not live here.

I'd rather be watching The Golden Girls.

If you could travel to any other country, which one would it be?

If I could travel to any other country, I would most likely choose Brazil.  There is something about the way of life that is exceptionally comforting to me.  I would not want to live there, but as far a travel goes, it is high up on my list.  They’re statistically among the happiest people in the world, and not to mention gorgeous!  A joint after work?  ”Why not?!” they would say!